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Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator! You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren't having any children. There isn't anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own. How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already? To make things worse, you've just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care. So with society wishing you dead, isn't it finally time to live a little?
BE OLD, BE BOLD: You get to be an old person. Grumpy, old, frail and grumbling about the World: the dream you didn't know you had until now. Finally, you've found something in common with your average Boomer.
BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK, A FEW RIBS, MAYBE A NOSE: Discover the joys of being ancient and brittle, anything can break you and you can break your everything.
DON'T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME: Complete dangerous challenges that you would never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone?
ONE MISSION - RETIRE: Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges. Your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end.
LIMITLESS INTERACTION: Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, firearms, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, and trombones.
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